Here's the monkey, Chino.

I'm going to make that phrase catch on. I have spirited many an obscure combination of words into public note. I claim responsibility for the birthing of the phrase "Captain Obvious" in the early 1990s. We should each trademark any new terms we coin, and then we'll discover if someone else got to them first, and if not we should get a quarter every time anyone uses them anywhere. I intend to assign fiscal value to conversational speech!

I'm really f-in' tired. Not fucking tired, just f-in' tired.

Hamlet twice today. I'm raw as a ... thing... that hasn't been cooked.

Sorry Will, your descriptive verbosity has drained me of my own.

Your loves, as mine to you, HAMLET