Who am I?

It's late at night on a Saturday, and I am a little bit drunk.
There's a cold beer sittin' next to me, which is also about to be drunk.

That should be sung to the tune of "Piano Man." I have been sitting here for a while, right now,
since I came in. I've been on the phone and taking random quizzes online. Individually, they don't mean much - they're 20 questions or so each of personality traits... but judged as a group perhaps they say something about me. Don't know what.

If I were a character from The Office, I'd be Jim based on two different quizzes.

Which superhero? Well, if you ask superheroquiz.com I am Superman by a wide margin, but another less involved quiz says I am Spider-Man.

If I were an 80s cartoon character, apparently I'd be Papa Smurf.

Buffy character? Giles, which seems obvious.

What kind of drunk? The Happy Drunk. This quiz was lame.

What drink am I? God help me, I'm Southern Comfort. I dispute this.

Which Heroes character? According to two different quizzes, I am Hiro Nakamura.

Which Batman villain? This was a good quiz. I'm apparently the Riddler, for whatever that means. Open that up to other villains, in a more involved quiz, and I am Doctor Doom.

In Star Trek, I'm Commander Riker, whatever that means, and in TWO Star Wars quizzes I'm Lando. I was one percentile from Luke AND Han but I'm LANDO?

In Anchorman, I am supposedly Brick Tamland...

Strange result: If I were a Tim Burton character, the quiz says I'm the Corpse Bride?!?!? I think perhaps this quiz was meant for women?

Strange only in that I ever took the quiz in the first place (I was egged into it): Were I a Disney Princess, I would be Cinderella.

So, um... yeah. Average those results out and you get an idea of me, maybe, and the idea that I stayed up WAY too late talking on the phone and laughing at online quizzes. I also helped V spend $500+. Productive.

By the way, I just listed 20 or 30 items on ebay to thin out my collections from my storage unit, and there will be more to come. Let me know if you're interested, I'll send you a link to my seller's page.