Hey everyone - yes, it's true, you can now get my scripts on this site. Check the menu at left. I've been fighting with how to do it since I've (seriously) been asked about fifty times for either MARTIN AND OLIVE or SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS. If you're interested in them, well, if I were rich they'd be free. Since I'm not, throw me some silver and they're yours to read.

Not perform, read.

Seriously though, don't you dare even read them aloud to your pets, Steve. If you do I'll find out and send the copyright police to your door faster than you can say "colostomy bag."