Everything is working again. Sitting here anticipating my very early, very nifty birthday gift of a digital video camera. It probably won't arrive for days, but I find myself laughing with fiendish glee in anticipation of the receipt of this long-awaited tool of my evil plans for world domination.

My birthday isn't for nearly two months, but this present was given early due to my recent spate of less-than-happiness. I mean, it's not as though there's anything I really want, even.

Even though "Bah" has been and probably always will be my favorite word, I'm generally a happy guy.

Learning "Titanic" now. Great show, great music. Used to hate it - didn't know enough about it. I have some great music and a great death. I'll be very interested to find out how they're going to stage the death. Actors love stage deaths. If you're an actor and you don't enjoy a good death, then you obviously haven't seen "The Impostors"... Actually, you aren't really an actor and you're likely some kind of spy or mole or rogue part of the Matrix trying to destroy our simple way of life. Be gone!