I was just reading a post on a friend's site relating how tired many of us are of the newly-coined word "metrosexual."

If that word stands as a valid addition to our language, the pidgeon-English it is quick becoming, I submit the following words and request your definitions and additions! E-mail or comment your answers.

"Invitrosexual"
"Ferrignosexual"
"Hohohosexual"
"Miraclegrosexual"
"Bilbosexual"
"Rolosexual"
"Gothamsexual" (does anyone get that?)
"Hobosexual"
"Cocoasexual"
"Totosexual"
"Robosexual"
"Alpacinosexual"
"Albinosexual"
"Drowsexual"
"Viggosexual"
"KissmygritsFlosexual"
"Rowrowrow(yourboat)sexual"

etc.