As I was sitting and ordering birthday gifts for kith and kin recently, I realized my birthday will be here in only a little over fourteen weeks!

I'm sure preparations are being made as we speak for the grand event, which has been known in years past to feature the surprise "Christopher Walken Party" and the "McDonald's Doesn't Usually Do This For Adults" event.

Shameless advertising of one's own amazon.com wish list is in order.

On another note, I'm still ... in fact, I'm MORE sunburned now than I was before, and now I have a giant innertube to float about on the water.

Saving up for my Disney/Universal vacation May 31-June 7.