I got a quiz from a friend today, and failed miserably. It was one of those quizzes you can make yourself about whatever you want, though all those I've gotten are about the people who sent them. I always ignored them... until yesterday. I failed so badly, I made one of my own so I can make other people feel that bad. I made mine harder, I think, than YOURS, Waldron. I still failed.

Thus far, one of my friends has scored 1 of 10, another got three, another 5, and another not so amazingly 9. In the future, I think people will use this test to cull people from their lives.

"I'm sorry, Henry, but your lack of diligence in studying for the test about me has convinced me you are no longer worth my time."